Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.
when you forget theres homework due tomorrow
I assume the phaser you are carrying is set to the same setting as you
So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world
you need to be arrested